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A bizarre bird with long feathers atop his head, band tees (rarely washed), and a pet bobcat. He can be found regularly on the social media site "youtube" creating anti-religious videos and the occasional "love is a pie chart" vid. Overall chill, just bring ear plugs for the pirate metal.
What is this, Pirate metal? Gosh you look like a bird, you must be a Lorence.
Lorence by freaKENcraZIE July 29, 2011
A guy who is a complete dickhead. He is a retard that has no life and only asks for nudes. Not only does he do that, but he plays with girls and uses them like toys. He is the opposite of all the good things in the world. Basically he is the devil.
Lorenzo can go smd, cause he just keeps asking me for nudes.
Lorenzo by toomuch78 June 25, 2018
he did loren
loren by robert1234 February 7, 2015
This guy sucks and is a retard really hate him and he also eats all your food and snacks honestly the worst person out there
Hey did you hear Lorenzo is selling drugs
Lorenzo by Hduehhdhs September 10, 2020

lorenzo berkshire 

lorenzo berkshire is one of the hottest hogwarts students

(lorenzo is made by -babynaomi)
blaise - hey whos that guy your stairing at?
pansy - thats lorenzo berkshire
lorenzo berkshire by ells<3 May 31, 2023

Big Lorenzo-Energy 

Per definition the opposite of Big-Dick-Energy because Lorenzo, as we all know, only has an one-inch-penis.
That's some major big Lorenzo-Energy here