christmas log

The poop after the excitement of opening presents Christmas morning.

Sam dropped off his Christmas log after opening his XBox on Christmas morning

by Dholla December 28, 2013

Log paulen

A person who loves to dab

Log paulen dabs on em haters

by gigantic arss April 9, 2019

log twaddling

a phrase that sounds dirty, but really isn't anything

1: Hey man I just exercising all day you do anything.

2: No I've just been log twaddling all day.

by freddie mama January 18, 2011

Bacci log

A joint that consists of mostly bacci and is basically a glorified cigarette, it can also be called a box mod.

Person 1: Look Mark is smoking another bacci log
Person 2: He just loves his bacci logs doesn’t he
Person 1: He really need to get of the bacci that Mark does

by The president of Loffey June 22, 2021

Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.

“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”

by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021

Launchin' Logs

To defecate violently.

Karla: What happend in there? It sounded like a bazooka!

Luca: Oh you know... Just launchin' logs.

by treadstone28 February 4, 2018

Smacking log

Another way to say "masturbation".

Izik walked in on Tanner smacking log at 7 am.

by Big Coxie March 8, 2023