literally high cow

A cow after it has grassed on weed plant rather than grazing on grass.

Person 1: Why is my weed plant stems missing, and why my cow acting so weird.

Person 2: Oh Lord! You got a literally high cow!

by MST3K I like December 27, 2020

Literally just a book

What do you expect? It's a book. Dipshit.

Librarian: "That's literally just a book and not an inter-dimensional caterpillar."

by InterDimensionalCaterpillar August 2, 2023

Literally

When I got my hands on my private.

QuicklyWashing up Literally!

by TrumpTheKiđkissingSexoffenđer. December 20, 2020

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by Qi_87 June 5, 2022

Literally insane

When you fall down a 500 meter cliff and get brain damage.

Person 1: I just fell down a 500 meter cliff and got severe brain damage.
Person 2: That’s literally insane

by AnAverageGambeler January 13, 2022

I literally died

In response to an attractive person/people.

I literally died during le sserafim's cover of love shot.

by SchottenZiga June 10, 2024

My soul is literal fucking Castaway

When you feel like your soul is casting away during the middle of a double maths session or fucking spanish sessions. Sometime when you have a light boner for no reason and you start massaging it with nothing on your mind.

Bro my My soul is literal fucking Castaway, I'm gonna KMS cus this spanish lesson is SHIT

by DeadInside69ahahaha June 27, 2024