Is an American actress and playwright. She currently stars as Dr. Lisa Cuddy on the critically acclaimed drama House.
Lisa Edelstein was born to Jewish parents Alvin and Bonnie Edelstein in Boston, Massachusetts. She is one of three children, and she was raised in Wayne, New Jersey and attended Wayne Valley High School, graduating in 1984. She moved to New York City at the age of 18 to study theatre at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. While living in New York, she became involved in the club scene known as "Lisa E." and became known also as the "Queen of Downtown"
As Doctor Lisa Cuddy she enjoys prancing around Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in skimpy outfits and flirting it up with Dr. House.
When she isn't stripping for House, making out with him or getting fertility shots in her butt ,she enjoys sticking her nose into his business, and pretty much doing anything so that she can get close to him.
She is EXTREMELY hot and single and is waiting for the moment when House (or possibly ANY other man) will jump her.
Dr.House enjoys making fun of her ass and boobs and constantly brings them into jokes making it clearly obvious of his intentions to bang the shit out of her.
In a nutshell...everyone at the hospital is annoyed by her nagging and whining...yet...all of them want to fuck her.
She has also been in Boston Legal, The West Wing (where she played a prostitute), Ally McBeal (where she played a transvestite, Ned and Stacy, Felicity and Just Shoot Me to name a few
She has also recently been in the movie "Special Delivery" which aired Dec. 21, 2008 on LMN
She is a very beautiful and talented actress and a gifted playwright who has a lot more amazing things to come.
WATCH HOUSE!
Lisa Edelstein was born to Jewish parents Alvin and Bonnie Edelstein in Boston, Massachusetts. She is one of three children, and she was raised in Wayne, New Jersey and attended Wayne Valley High School, graduating in 1984. She moved to New York City at the age of 18 to study theatre at New York University's Tisch School of the Arts. While living in New York, she became involved in the club scene known as "Lisa E." and became known also as the "Queen of Downtown"
As Doctor Lisa Cuddy she enjoys prancing around Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital in skimpy outfits and flirting it up with Dr. House.
When she isn't stripping for House, making out with him or getting fertility shots in her butt ,she enjoys sticking her nose into his business, and pretty much doing anything so that she can get close to him.
She is EXTREMELY hot and single and is waiting for the moment when House (or possibly ANY other man) will jump her.
Dr.House enjoys making fun of her ass and boobs and constantly brings them into jokes making it clearly obvious of his intentions to bang the shit out of her.
In a nutshell...everyone at the hospital is annoyed by her nagging and whining...yet...all of them want to fuck her.
She has also been in Boston Legal, The West Wing (where she played a prostitute), Ally McBeal (where she played a transvestite, Ned and Stacy, Felicity and Just Shoot Me to name a few
She has also recently been in the movie "Special Delivery" which aired Dec. 21, 2008 on LMN
She is a very beautiful and talented actress and a gifted playwright who has a lot more amazing things to come.
WATCH HOUSE!
ON THE TV SHOW HOUSE, M.D.:
Dr. Cuddy: Do you have anything to add to this debate?
Dr. House: Wilson's right, Foreman's wrong, your shirt is way too revealing for the office
Dr. Cuddy: What are you doing?
Dr. House: Well, you're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you.
Dr. Cuddy: You don't have the cleavage for it.
Dr. House: But I have a much tighter ass.
Dr. House: I want my old carpet back.
Dr. Cuddy: It was stained with blood.
Dr. House: Yeah. My blood. Which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be buried with it.
Dr. Cuddy: You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?
Dr. House: It's my office! It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops.
Guy: "Hey are you going to watch House tonight?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah! Are you kidding me?! I can't miss the chance to see Cuddy-Lisa Edelstein- possibly strip, get naked and fuck someone!"
Dr. Cuddy: Do you have anything to add to this debate?
Dr. House: Wilson's right, Foreman's wrong, your shirt is way too revealing for the office
Dr. Cuddy: What are you doing?
Dr. House: Well, you're trying to be me, so I thought I'd try to be you.
Dr. Cuddy: You don't have the cleavage for it.
Dr. House: But I have a much tighter ass.
Dr. House: I want my old carpet back.
Dr. Cuddy: It was stained with blood.
Dr. House: Yeah. My blood. Which makes the carpet part of me. I want it back. I want to be buried with it.
Dr. Cuddy: You think you can get me to do anything you want, regardless of how stupid it is?
Dr. House: It's my office! It's where I work, where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people so they'll give you more money to spend on MRI's and low-cut tops.
Guy: "Hey are you going to watch House tonight?"
Guy 2: "Fuck yeah! Are you kidding me?! I can't miss the chance to see Cuddy-Lisa Edelstein- possibly strip, get naked and fuck someone!"
by Party Pants 9601 January 15, 2009
Get the Lisa Edelsteinmug. "Good from far but far from good"
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
a woman that is attractive from far away, but upon closer review turns out to be the total opposite.
This cute girl was looking at me from across the room, but when I went to go talk to her it turns out she's a mona lisa. Also, I'm a sexist dickhead.
by anon November 19, 2004
Get the mona lisamug. Angel. Friend to all. Dreamy eyed. The most beautiful smart dependable girl in the universe. She flows rivers of beauty and knowledge. Magical. If you know her you probably are in love with her. She will
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.
rain her beautiful ways on you. You will be forever changed.
I dream of Lisa Burns. Lisa Burns has magical eyes. If you get to stand near Lisa Burns, you will feel some crazy magic.
by Order of the Burns Dawn June 5, 2018
Get the Lisa Burnsmug. A Filthy Lisa is similiar to a dirty sanchez but requires a Lisa, Filthy Frank and two other dicks (guys). The first dick draws a mustache, the second draws a monocle, and then Filthy Franks shit covered dick is rested upon lisas head like a dank turd.
by Coley25 June 4, 2016
Get the Filthy Lisamug. I looked up "escort" in the yellow pages because I wanted to lease a Ford, but I ended up with a Lisa Cunt instead. I had her all Memorial weekend, and it sure was memorialable! Especially with those memory glands of hers. I hope Lita Ford's mom won't be pissed.
by Peter Crammer May 30, 2006
Get the Lisa Cuntmug. 1) Nickname given to any female named Lisa that is sexually promiscuous.
2) circa 1985, the nickname given to Lisa, the female defamed in the self-titled rap classic, "Lisa Lips" - performed by Brooklyn rap group, U.T.F.O. where she was negatively depicted as being sexually promiscuous yet unlike her other defamed contemporary, Roxanne ( the character from the song, "Roxanne Roxanne" - U.T.F.O. ), The REAL Lisa Lips was secure enough with herself to choice not to engage in battle rap and ignore the rumors.
2) circa 1985, the nickname given to Lisa, the female defamed in the self-titled rap classic, "Lisa Lips" - performed by Brooklyn rap group, U.T.F.O. where she was negatively depicted as being sexually promiscuous yet unlike her other defamed contemporary, Roxanne ( the character from the song, "Roxanne Roxanne" - U.T.F.O. ), The REAL Lisa Lips was secure enough with herself to choice not to engage in battle rap and ignore the rumors.
by Ol' skool cool December 5, 2011
Get the Lisa Lipsmug. The only character in "The Simpsons" that takes the fun out of everything that Homer and Bart do. Teamed with Marge, any episode revolving around these two can be dismissed as a waste of time and thus, Matt Groening should be kicked in the face for creating these characters' horrible personalities.
Fan1: Dude! Did you see that episode when Homer had the huge BBQ in his back yard?
Fan2: Isn't that when Lisa became a vegitarian and runied the whole outing?
Fan1: Yeah... Stupid Lisa...
Fan2: Isn't that when Lisa became a vegitarian and runied the whole outing?
Fan1: Yeah... Stupid Lisa...
by Someone you think you know June 11, 2006
Get the lisa simpsonmug.