Lemon Cow

A rare species of cow which milk tastes sour. We call these cows Lemon Cows.

Guy 1: Wow this milk is really sour

Guy 2 : I think you are drinking spoiled milk
Guy 1: No this milk is from the rare and elusive Lemon Cow
Guy 2 : Right...

by IJWD February 10, 2020

Lemon ends

Small, extremely perky breasts that look like the ends of lemons after they have been cut off. Often they usually have larger nipples and are very attractive.

You should have seen Sally today! Her lemon ends were on high alert!

by Cassie9876 September 13, 2016

Lemon Soda

A carbonated drink flavored with lemon.

"I require a Lemon Soda"

by NotAGoodPersontoSociety November 10, 2018

Lemon Job

A girl puts a lemon on your dick and then proceeds to jack you off. Then, the girl takes the lemon off and sucks your dick. However, it sucks for the girl because your dick has become exceedingly sour, resulting in an unsatisfying experience for the girl.

I gave Derek a lemon job last night, and it was the worst experience of my life. It was so fucking sour.

by Jeffrey Canondorf February 27, 2011

Lemon Block

When your inbox is taken up by text messages from just one person.

Dammit Laura, you've Lemon Blocked my inbox

by Bert B. Williams December 10, 2011

a lemon ate it

a sentence mimicing the word "eliminated"
what juicers said in xQc's chat during squid craft twitch rivals

"177 A LEMON ATE IT OMEGALUL"

by therealmia March 4, 2023

A Lemon Wednesday

When lemon juice trickles into your bellend on a Wednesday. Then when the juice is burning the inside of your cock you shout "OUCH THAT'S A LEMON WEDNESDAY!

"Oh yes baby lets be freaky ... give me a lemon Wednesday!"

by ATRIX May 11, 2016