albertan lemonade stand

A gas station. Serving Alberta’s sweet nectar (oil).

Eh bud! I’m runnin low on juice. Can we stop at the Albertan Lemonade Stand up the road?

by ThicccSebaaaaaa April 8, 2023

poor man's lemonade

when one goes into a food establishment, requests a cup of water with lemons, and adds sugar to create a bland lemonade to save money.

i didn't have enough for a drink, so I made poor man's lemonade instead.

by Otter Mozz March 22, 2016

Tim's Hard Lemonade

Mix a Mike's Hard Lemonade with 2oz of Gin

Craig: Hey fag, is that a Mike's Hard Lemonade?
You: No man.
Craig: Gin and Tonic?
You: Nope. It's a Tim's Hard Lemonade, bitch.

by TimB1896 January 17, 2009

Middle Eastern Lemonade

The substance that is created when a male gaps a woman's asshole and then shits in it, pisses in it, and cums in it. This substance is then shitted out by the woman into a cup of ice. The delicious beverage is then rapidly consumed by both parties.

Cady: Brian would you please fuck my ass and create some Middle Eastern Lemonade?

Brian: Hellz yeh i luvs me sum anal, shitty, cum juice!

by Filthy Charles January 31, 2010

Montana Lemonade Stand

When a guy is giving you such bad head that you decide to pee in his mouth instead of cumming.

Greg decided to brush up on his technique after spending too much time at a Montana Lemonade Stand.

by greggy Henderson March 30, 2009

R. Kelly Lemonade

When a girl with braces gives you a blowjob and simulates a cheese grater on your dick, and then fills her mouth with lemon juice and salt to get in the wounds.

"My girl just got braces, we're about to make some R. Kelly Lemonade"

by belent November 13, 2017

Taste like lemonade

The one and only lyrics from NCT127 - Lemonade. Hurricane, Ice ice, lemonade. We might not know the definition, but enjoy your glass of lemonade with NCT127.

Friend: Hey what are you listening?

Me: Taste like lemonade

by tytrackloml October 19, 2021