Lax Douche

Opposite of lax bro. This person talks about lacrosse all the time and seems super chill but then shits on his friends.
Me: Hey man. Did you know PD played lax?
The World: Ya bro. He is a lax douche. No chill. No pull.

Me: Bro, that's a bummer! He can eat shit.
by PDSuckswanker March 23, 2024
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Peruvian Laxative

Eat as much Indian food as possibly, grab someone's ancles until their nose is level with your anus. Proceed to defecate into said nose until it overflows their mouth and spills onto their hair.
"I gave that chick a Peruvian Laxative last night"
"How'd it go?"
"she's getting the rest removed from her brain by surgeons"
by dat shit raght dare dun dare September 24, 2011
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C-LAX

AKA: C LAX, c lax, c-LAX, C-lax, c-lax, C-Chill, C$ (pronounced c-money), C-XAN, Cool Xanax, Chillers, CHCl Chill, Northwest Xanax, Pacific Chill, C-benzo, Downtown C, Powder Xan, Pacific Powder

A powder drug originating from the Northwestern Region of the United States, comprising of a 1 to 1 ratio of muscle relaxants to chloroform to make a very strong Central Nervous System Depressant. The heterogeneous mixture is then snorted, usually in quantities of 0.25, 0.5, 1, and 2 grams; 15 grams (~0.53 ounces) consumed within 36 hours puts users at a risk for overdose. Typically snorted, the powder takes less than a minute for users to feel a body relaxation feeling, with some reporting a euphoric feeling in high quantities. Typically costs $4-10 per gram of pure C-LAX, though most products on the street are cut to 50%. Common muscle relaxants used are Carisoprodol, Diazepam, methocarbamol, and xanax.
Joe: That part was so lit last night!
Mark: I know right? I'm so glad Jeff brought C-LAX last night, that shit was bomb!
by Rice_Cracker November 15, 2017
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lax

The hottest mf in the planet. Got more bitches than u prob
by discordian123 February 03, 2022
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Gabby Lax

An amazing girl who you should never want to lose. May seem happy on the outside but also on the inside is feeling sad. A friend who will always be there for you no matter what. Will also help u when you are sad and make sure your happy. She’s also a stunning, pretty, and hot girl and every boy wants her.
#1 -Did u see that girl over there?
#2- who Gabby Lax?

#1- ya, I want to be her!
by Becca Roberts April 23, 2019
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Pooch laxing

When you are relaxing with your pooch or pet
Pooch laxing on the couch with my pup after a long day.
by Bross December 27, 2018
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Lax

A shortened version of the word relax, such as to tell someone who is too hyper to relax, without saying the word.
Mark youre too agitated bro, lax.
by BINGBONG96 February 25, 2019
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