Laura Lopez

A female that attends a high school in the class of 2023 that makes dark jokes. Dark jokes are very funny and make me laugh. Laura doesn't take shits from no one. Laura no giv a fuk

Laura Lopez is a human

by OfficialMythical January 8, 2020

Kristian and Laura

At one point both of us will be long gone, and all that will be left of our epic friendship for future generations of users to look at is this entry.

-Look at these girls, they look like they’re really having fun over there.

-Yeah, it’s Kristian and Laura.

by Laurahatesyoumore January 23, 2023

Loyal Laura

A female who, after drinking cheap whiskey, curses you by the microwave just before scurrying to the bathroom to answer her old dopeman she used to blow who is calling from an upstate prison.

her: Can you buy me a bottle?
him: Why so you can turn into a loyal laura?
or: Damn i married a loyal laura !!!

by mywifeisashy December 8, 2018

Laura Peterson

A very hot and level minded milf who was outed and fired from her job for being a lesbian in the late 90s. Will be blunt and tell you her honest opinion while recommending therapy. Don’t cut her off

Man I really need a Laura Peterson in my life.

by MoonlightMilfs January 11, 2022

laura carollo

they is a bitch ass no dick in my ass bitch teacher she gets no dick so she takes it out on her students till this day she still dont get any dick like wtf

laura carollo GETS NO FUCKIN DICK BUMB ASS TEACHER

by ruikitheditor__ December 5, 2022

laura conole

Irish slang for a funsponge, a person who sucks up all the fun in life.

“See that one over there, she’s a real Laura conole”

by TheGameshowHost November 2, 2018

Laura Davidson

A purveyor of all things anti Walmart, think Gucci when you think of Laura Davidson. The Female Don Juan of our time, Dragons just line up for her to slay. If she was a food she would be a pizza, loved by all.

'Salad tastes pretty good once you add some pizza and get rid of the salad.'-Ghandi

'Let's go on a shopping spree at Walmart, said no Laura Davidson ever.'

by Cheese2014 August 14, 2014