locals only

Term used by local assholes, especially at beaches, who show hostility towards anyone who is not from the specific area. Also common in coffee shops. Be prepared to receive nasty glares from the locals. You don't have to be a tourist or from out of state to experience this, you could live in the next town over. Local elitists love to ruin your fun.

"Look at that dick dropping in on that wave, I've never seen him before."
"He's a non-local."
"Locals only, asshole!"

by tictactoe July 27, 2006

local joker

Natives of any town or city that have never been outside that area. These natives are oblivious to other cultures and ways of living. Chances are they never graduated high school, owned a car, or had drivers license( and dont see any reason to do so). They usually think they are way ahead of the game, while actually being hopelessly ignorant and easy to figure out. Sometimes having spent thier entire life in one particular area of said town, they still couldnt tell you where the nearest post office is. Unfortunately where ever you move to youre likely to run into a bunch of these. They have a complete lack of ambition, and are happy with sleeping on their Moms couch and catching the city bus.

The local joker exclaimed "this is my block, my hood!" I then asked him where the nearest gas station was and he said hed never been more than three blocks away from where he was standing, and didnt know. He then proceded to drink a 40 and beat his baby momma.

by A07 December 31, 2008

Loyalty pyramid

Intuitive system of ranking value in people based on their behavior towards you and others

Tony the Tiler says there is a continum that exists whether you are conscious of it or not people rank each other. There is a pyramid that forms from this stream of consciousness. People that are generous go to the top of his list. Take care of these patrons and give them everything you can muster we need to reward them the truly noble of this life

And when you see great work you will see a mirror to a truly noble lord

And when you see crookety fuck tile work ask yourself was the owner of that pile of shit a shit dung beetle

Or did he buy the house with a shit monument

We are all connected angels and demons

MLK says truth prevails in reality

There is a loyalty pyramid

Focus on the positive and give more than you receive reward nobles and one day you might be at the top of the pyramid

by Tonythetiler April 16, 2021

Loyalty pyramid

System of ranking peoples value to another person

Tony the Tiler told me about the loyalty pyramid. He ranks people by their treatment to him. He can communicate to his buds the rank. It even has timeline.
Kinda like what have you done for me lately but adds in intrinsic integrity, down to earth and a willingness to see Tony the Tiler make it to the top of his pyramid.
Which is to be a straight up guy with unquestionable loyalty to his crew.

by Tonythetiler April 17, 2021

LoSalt Facial

At the end of a blowjob, after you blow your load in her mouth or on her face, you spit on her face.

The spit dilutes the saltiness of the semen, or spit instead of semen on the face means a less salty substitute.

I thanked her for the blowjob by giving her a LoSalt Facial.

by d332com July 21, 2009

local football

Sexually loose girl.

A girl easy and available to fuck by everyone around.

My friend’s been dealing with the local football recently. Is he really that desperate

by Enhanced mentality11 June 11, 2018

Loyana

Loyana is someone who is very strong ,brave and plucky. The loyanas are very innocent and guiltless. They are mainly with curly or wavy hairs. If you have a loyana in your life then you are a fortunate person.

Rahul-Hey! She fought with the villains so bravely.
Riya-yes , she is like a loyana

by Loyana January 21, 2019