Long Allen

The lude act of pulling or yanking on a flaccid penis in order to stretch it past normal elasticity.

Everytime I change my 8 month old son Parker he manages to give himself a long allen.

I woke up to Susie giving me a long allen because she read through my phone before I woke up.

by Skete Gheyvidson April 12, 2022

long tong

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Person 1: hey have you seen the product the long tong?

Person 2: no is it good? Will it help me?

Person 1: you bet it will!!

(Can you let my family go now?

by sjadjhfdb August 24, 2021

The long slide

a) a book by Tucker Carlaon
b) the disintegration of civil society into chaos and disorder

The next chapter in Afghanistan's post 1979 soviet occupation history will be the long slide, def b), back into the middle ages, if something isn't done soon.

by Sexydimma August 24, 2021

Long Fork

Verb: To eat the food of people around you, usually at a restaurant.

1: I'm getting the cake for dessert,
2: Great choice! I'm totally long forking some of that!

by GavinT May 5, 2008

Long wave

A radio band that has electrical noise from lights,weak signal beacons, and weak foreign overseas broadcasts most of the time between 150 kHz to 519 kHz on your shortwave radio with LW.

There is nothing on the Long wave radio to listen to because of the buzzing noise from the next door neighbors apartment.

by gccradioscience October 30, 2008

Noah Long

He likes to collect the nudes of 9 year old girls he found on Roblox. He also gets turned on when the doctor touches his balls and he has big man boobs. Overall he's a disappointment to mankind.

Also his least favorite insect is the frog.

"Man, he has boobs just like Noah Long."

by Bill9098 October 24, 2018

Long shlong

This is a dance that you do when you accomplish something extraordinary. Like hitting a homerun or getting a hat trick or something like that. You pretend to unzip your pants and use your arm to pretend to slam your dick on the ground while making a thud sound.

*johnny hits homerun
Teammates- hit that long shlong
Johnny- ok bet
*johnny performs the long shlong on home plate

by Westfields Long Shlonger May 29, 2018