legal gymnastics

When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.

It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.

Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.

Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.

Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 02, 2022
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legal vote

adjective:

1. A vote cast in the name of our supreme leader!

2. A vote made by a person who is dedicated to Keeping America Great!
Count the "legal vote"s
by legal_Alien November 06, 2020
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legal lady

A classy woman with expensive designer clothes and handbags.
Look at her with that Louis Vuitton, she's a legal lady.
by Mmmmm91 December 10, 2013
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Legal mod abuse

When mods of a Discord server troll people in a way that is technically not against the rules.
Example 1:
> "Jab just gave me the 'go to ultrakill land' role, now I can't talk except in the #ultrakill channel!"
> "It's legal mod abuse so you can't complain about it."

Example 2:
> "Why do muted users get locked out of the server but can talk in that one channel?"
> "It's so mods and other people can make fun of them, it's legal mod abuse."

Example 3:
> "my nick has been changed to 'short people fucker' what the hell"

"i can't change it either"
> "legal mod abuse moment"
by Captain Ravioli December 28, 2021
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Nonono I drew the parallel but that isn't the fundamental claim
Hym "It's that he has a level of Legal system determined mental incompetence that prevents him from truly consent. It's fucking ridiculous."
by Hym Iam April 03, 2024
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