Lava Cake

When you do a solid dump followed by constant squirts of diarrhea, giving a burning sensation on your anus as they're coming out.

I was surprised, because I really felt that I needed to take a dump and low and behold, it was lava cake.

by Gimmy2000wha May 3, 2021

Knoxville Lava Lamp

When you put on a golden colored condom and ram it up her pooper while she has lava shits.

I went to UT to watch a football game with a FWB, but all I got was a Knoxville Lava Lamp

by krestacar May 4, 2021

lava belly

synonymous with heartburn

I had sriracha on my falafel, so now I have a bad case of lava belly!

by SpicyOne112 July 27, 2022

Lava Dick

LAVA SHIT DICK- when inserting male member in female anal cavity and low and behold you didn’t know she had diarrhea and you pull out to a hot steamy shitty dick..

Example : My buddy had lava dick after he banged her asshole out.. it was covered in hot shit

by Dicky Small June 22, 2022

Lava

Lava is a ship name for two people with the names Ava and Lucas.

Girl 1: OMG they look so cute together!
Girl 2: That's Lava.

by itsfax August 31, 2022

Lava

It means good. when saying good is to casual. It can also mean amazing or couldn’t be any better.

Have a lava day at school

by Jm87 November 18, 2022

Lava Pee

D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.

D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.

D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.

Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!

Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.

by Skeletonbones November 19, 2022