Kirk

Deiform of Empyrean

Kirk, The god of creation

by KJKakarot November 3, 2022

Kirk

The man who can’t catch fish.

Kirk hasn’t stopped fishing.

by zjc November 21, 2021

Circle-kirk

1. A Charlie Kirk admiration society, where people "get themselves off" with the ideas of Charlie Kirk.
2. A partisan group that only listens to and validates opinions from Charlie Kirk, dismissing any opposing viewpoints.
3. A group of people praising Charlie Kirk, whom they all love, while shutting down any criticism, could be described as a media "circle-kirk".

"I went to the circle-kirk but ended up with a frothy santorum I didn't ask for.

by Polska_Kielbasa September 21, 2025

kirk

throwing neck / head

are you throwing kirk after this?

by Tadicts September 15, 2025

Kirked

To be assassinated or targeted, especially for speaking out against Israel or expressing controversial political opinions about Israel.

• “Johnny was kirked last year after his protest speech.”
• “Be careful, man — you don’t wanna get kirked.”

by Kim Jong Drew September 25, 2025

kirked

Slang for getting shot critically/getting a critical shot. Reference to Charlie Kirk, a right-wing political activist, getting shot in the jugular on September 10, 2025 during a "Prove Me Wrong" campaign at Utah Valley University and croaking shortly after.

Eden: I just kirked the shit out of this guy on CoD.

Coco: I hope I don't get kirked in the middle of school.

by googlyeyestickers September 10, 2025

Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".

AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.

by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021