No kirk

Used to dismiss someone who is being an utter fool
“It’s really hard to care when you are someone as sigma as me.”
“Ok, No Kirk, matt
by Charius38 May 18, 2024
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Okay, No Kirk

Used to dismiss someone who is being an imbecile
Matt Morin you are a fucking idiot, Okay, No Kirk
by Charius38 May 06, 2024
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Bhutanese shrimple kirk

To Bhutanese shrimple kirk is to commit the act of watching Star Trek while inserting one’s phallus into a seafood platter. Primarily done in Bhutan this act gained its signature name Bhutanese shrimple kirk

Verb: bhutanese shrimple kirking
Yo dude last night was crazy Eric started Bhutanese shrimple kirking
by Milk8766 January 14, 2025
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captain kirking

to use a numerous amount of ellipses in a sentence or sentences when responding to someone via text and capitalizing entire words for unnecessary emphasis
Sender of message: I... would LIKE to get to know you... if you're interested... please MESSAGE me...if you want...thanks...
Recipient of message: Wow - really captain kirking this aren't you.
by Bad_Idea_Fairy January 13, 2015
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Kirk hamilton

world greatest pimp that loves his girlfriend ariana very much. Never be afraid to express your feelings or this may effect the beast and cause him to eat uncontrollably
"Kirk, i dont love you"
"shut up yea you do. silly ho"
"your right i do love you"
by Pookie April 21, 2005
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Kirk Hammett

THE HOTTEST MAN EVERRRRRRR.
(also a nickname for someone with long curly hair or fast fingers for playing guitar)

Kirk is a guitarist from San Francisco. He's currently in the band Metallica. His mom is Filipino and his dad was English, German, Scottish, and Irish (according to google).
1.) Omg that dude is such a Kirk Hammett.

2.) I'm gonna go see Metallica tonight!! I'm so excited to see Kirk Hammett on stage, he's my fav!
by Anon♡♡ February 03, 2023
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Kirk Merc Shirk

Iconic adult film star Kirk Mercury allegedly had over 100 Illegitimate children. This has led to some circles referring to abandoning a child or pregnant woman as the "The Kirk Merc Shirk".
AJ never met his dad. His mom said he pulled the ol' Kirk Merc Shirk.
by ThunderCock_Manshack June 15, 2021
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