Kirked

this is said to someone who takes a long time to process something simple. I.e. someone bathing with washing soap
Mmh you’ve kirked
by unknown SIC December 04, 2023
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Kirked

a wildly irrational reaction or spell of behavior; to freak-out
Guy: Dude my girlfriend 'kirked'/'kirked-out' when I told her my ex was at that party last night.
by H_fit April 24, 2018
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Kirked

A bloke who says “yeah I’ll sort it mate
Has that been done Kirk? “Yeah mate

You’ve been kirked have you?
by Youknowitmakesense November 08, 2022
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Tom Kirk

Adolf Hitler strived to kill all Jews; he failed. One remained. His name was Tom Kirk. This nigga had no penis and so he became gay. His quest in life is to annoy niggas in his journey to find some balls. Tom Kirk's parents got in an epic battle with Hitler's general Tomas Schumacher, but came off second best; they ended up getting cooked in a gas chamber. Hitler rapes Tom to this day. He uses his massive, bulging meat sword to raid the space between Tom's feminine ass-cheeks, and split his rectum, resulting in a bloody waterfall.
Nigga 1: Ah shit, Tom Kirk's here
Nigga 2: Don't worry, Die Fuhrer will be here soon.
by CockSlurper69 June 03, 2019
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A Kim or a Kirk

A family member that has lost their way; that is no longer adhering to the values taught at the kitchen table; that is not living by those values or being a supporting member of the family
My sister in law is being A Kim or a Kirk. She won't even listen to my truth or be there for me as family should be.
by Homo on the Range May 06, 2024
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Sexy Kirk

When megan kirk smokes a vape into a creepy man called jaydens anus and refills the vape with jaydens seamen and smokes it.
I heard megan did her signature sex style, sexy kirk!
by NIGGAfromCHINA April 20, 2022
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No kirk

Used to dismiss someone who is being an utter fool
“It’s really hard to care when you are someone as sigma as me.”
“Ok, No Kirk, matt
by Charius38 May 18, 2024
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