Kiwi

A crush, someone you’re interested in romantically

I have a kiwi on Matthew!
I’m never gonna get over this kiwi
My kiwi will never like me!

by diamonditsl August 15, 2023

kiwi mold

A fruit with mold on it.

Kiwi mold is disgusting.

by Debskelly1985 August 18, 2023

Kiwi

A dark haired man with short head and facial hair resembling a kiwi fruit

You are such a cute kiwi, I want to stroke your head

by MinnieGenie January 6, 2020

Kiwi

A dumbass fruit that's got no reason to exist. The furry fuck is usually used on beat a furry day!

John: Ever eat a kiwi?
Bill: What the fuck is a kiwi?
John: You know, that weird furry shit!

by Not_A_Dragon January 24, 2020

Kiwi

A country so devoted to soccer that all of its economy revolves around it.

That country's is a kiwi

by Sirjacer January 30, 2020

Kiwi

Sheep. thats all.

ask an aussie (or a kiwi for that matter)

by hehrhhehehehej March 29, 2020

Kiwi bundle

Kiwi bundle - When 2 or more niggas bang a white girl and they put their balls in her bootyhole.

“Man, last night was so crazy, we pulled a kiwi bundle on that bitch!"

by niXAN4U April 19, 2020