La’Kenya

Lakenya is one of the baddest of the baddest, sexy, chill, and the god a heartbreaking. Takes notes from her learned lesson of failed “EX-amples”! Pretty bitch with her own. Although Lakenya has it all going for herself she comes with a lot of niggas & hoes. SEX WITH HER IS AMAZING AND SHE IS A FREAK. SHE FUCKS BACK AND HAS 18 BODIES. She can be lovey dovey wit the right nigga and a player wit the worst. crazy bitch wit a lot of sense, will strangle ur ass in to sleep and make it look like yo side hoe did it. dont break her heart..if she likes u like u dont do nun stupid sis gon have fun hurting ur ass back. Kenya is the nicest and prettiest girl you’ll ever meet. If you get the chance. A Kenya would never turn her back on anyone. If she does you’ve really broken her. She is always there to hear you out and is like a lock, she’ll never tell a secret.

You can trust her with anything, but she has her problemsto but she won’t ever tell anyone. She’s very trustworthy. Once you meet a Kenya she you best friend for life.

La’Kenya so fucking fine
“omg look at LaKenya fine ass😍”
“damn how he get LaKenya bro🤦🏽 ♂️“
“sexy psycho bitch😩”
I’ll eat lakenya 😋😋😋

by anonymous August 22, 2024

No Nut Kenya

An intense, life-changing experience when you and your mates go to Africa and are not allowed to masturbate for the duration of your stay.

Mate: "How you feeling man?"
Me: "Yeah, good, but I'm struggling with No Nut Kenya."
Mate: "I heard Jono's already failed."
Me: "Nah, he failed on the plane trip passing over Saudi Arabia."

by failedinsaudiarabia November 6, 2019