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kentucky straw hat

the act of having sex with a girl in a straw pile, getting off in her hair and the straw sticks to her hair thus forming a hat made of straw
woman 1-damn nancy i like your new hat

woman 2- thanks its a kentucky straw hat i really love it
by chopblock February 5, 2010
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kentucky beef blaster

When a male and a female are engaged in anal sex, and the female partner has explosive diarrhea. When the male partner ejaculates, it leaves a sticky mixture of semen and shit
Hey, Jay, last night I was having anal sex with your sister and it turned into a Kentucky beef blaster
by The Poon Catchers December 28, 2014
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Kentucky Waterfall

Betty Sue: Momma, do you really think Bobby Joe luvs Mary Lue?
Momma: I had my doubts at first when he pulled up to the weddin' in a limo instead of on a John Deere like every other man in this family has done fur years, but when he stepped out with that newly shorn Kentucky Waterfall, I done knew that honkey's luv was true!
by ruthless November 17, 2004
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Kentucky Corndog

When a female is performing oral sex on a male partner, and she tries to insert one of her fingers into the man's asshole, the man becomes enraged at the female for thinking he would find pleasure in having something inserted into his anus, so he decides to reprimand her by defecating onto the woman's inserted finger. He then forces the woman to remove her shit coated finger from his asshole and eat it, thus creating the Kentucky Corndog.

It is also possible to create a double, triple, or quadruple Kentucky Corndog depending on how many fingers the lady can sneak into your butthole.
Last night this bitch was giving me head, and all of a sudden she starts sticking her finger in my ass. So I squeezed out a nice piece of shit onto her finger and made her eat that Kentucky Corndog!
by The Colorado Kid February 10, 2010
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Kentucky Cocaine

Born in the South, Kentucky Cocaine is the act of farting as a woman is giving you head. The wind from your fart fires up her nose just like a line of coke. This can be adopted by gay men as well, but that never happens in the South, now does it?
I was with this chick last night who said she liked to get freaky, so as she was going down on me I had the bitch do a line of Kentucky Cocaine.
by Derek Riordan January 11, 2009
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Kentucky Fucked Chicken

A sexual act where a male with a KFC bucket will put out a deep fried leg and the proceed to penetrate the girl with it, He will then bite the chicken and lick his fingers (Finger lickin' Good)

Can also be down between two females
I gave your sister a Kentucky Fucked Chicken last night, she got pissed when I didn't leave any chicken left for her.
by Dsiund February 6, 2015
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kentucky

A state which, contrary to popular belief, contains many very intelligant people as well as a large number of excellent musicians, actors, and many other types of people. Most people are of average intelligence or above, live in fully modern homes WITH electricity, running water, and indoor bathrooms, and are not Hicks (although there are a few, but they still live in modern homes)
Kentucky is a great place to live.
by Keegster August 17, 2003
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