knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.

Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"

by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010

knowledgeable-ized

the state of having given oneself knowledge.

"I'm so impressed with how well you've knowledgeable-ized yourself on this subject!"

"Wow that chick was so knowledgeable-ized about football!"
"Yea that's SOOOO hot."

by Nikkilatopus July 1, 2012

forbidden knowledge

linux. it’s linux.

“hey bro can i have some forbidden knowledge?”
“linux”

by tummytuesday July 18, 2023

Meme knowledge

Something I have...

Billy: hey look at this meme it's so funny
Bob: what is a meme
Billy: wow bob doesn't have meme knowledge

by Ilostfaithinhumanity November 10, 2022

Integration of Knowledge

FUCKINGS OF UR MUM

1. I had "a lot" of Integration of Knowledge to you.
2. Why my gf's mistake are one of her Integration of Knowledge?

by w10f 🐺 March 27, 2022

Ball Knowledge

How much you know about football

woman: My favorite club is ronaldo.
somebody spittin fax: women have no ball knowledge.

by Kasprin June 3, 2024

Elite ball knowledge

You know something that is lost to time, but you still remember it for some reason, that other may not remember or doesn't know at all.

Guy 1: Yo what about that snail?

Guy 2: You need elite ball knowledge to know it.

by cookuh May 24, 2025