text-killer

Phrases and words such as "lol yeah" and "haha ok" that are guaranteed to kill any text conversation.

"r u coming 2 the prty 2nite?"
"no i cant cuz i hav 2 go 2 a family reunion"
"haha ok"
"way to use a text-killer... now wat do i say?"

by happyfish May 30, 2009

Kenny Killer

Noun. A bastard. The phrase kenny killer originates from the show South Park. In every episode the character Kenny is killed and Kyle calls his assailant a bastard.

1.Stan: You killed Kenny.

Kyle: YOU BASTARD!
2.You: I think the new Cartoon Network is great.

Me: You Kenny Killer!

by Enigmatic Intentions June 3, 2010

Jeff the killer

Jeff the killer is a creepypasta usually acompanied by a picture of a white face looking in to the camera smiling in an unsettling manner. The creepypasta is also usually accompanied by the term "Go to sleep".

Jeff the killer says Go to sleep.

by MadPenguinKING October 9, 2013

Cowboy Killer

It's a marb red cigarette.

Tim: gimme acig
Shane: iohno if you could handel the cowboy killers.

by nonuttin February 5, 2009

Bitch Killer

A beer containing 5.9% alcohol by volume or also refered to as "Ice" beer. Popular brands include Milwaukee's Best Ice or Natural Ice.

I just got herpes. Let's go drink some bitch killers.

by Brian Sullivan September 11, 2005

Socal Lady Killer

Socal Lady Killer is a fictional serial killer made up by the youtuber House Hexagon, The original video can be seen on their youtube channel and features many factual errors as it is a fictional serial killer

Hex: They say that a Blizzard employee was the Socal Lady Killer and he commited suicide to hide the truth
Zack: No way!

by Wolf14Vargen14 April 17, 2022

zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz

Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

by tedcruzisthezodiackiller1324 May 15, 2016