Josh

Wanna be skater name. Very shy but tries to act detatched like it intrigues people. Really boring if you date him and also unoriginal. Also a mommas boy that crys to her for money to fund whatever he needs to do. Always upset about something. Emotional.
Fake. Jealous and selfish

"See that guy in the panda shirt in the corner just staring at us, is he waiting for someone"
"He gives off women beater vibes your right, Total josh cat over there."
"Your right a total josh"

by B_ spitta June 25, 2019

Josh

Josh is a very nice person. He is a comedic genius but often underestimates himself, His friends know otherwise however and know that he is very rad and cool and friendly,.

Person One- "Hey, what's that dude's name?"
Person Two- " I don't know but he has total Josh energy"
Josh- "Really?! I don;t know what to say"

by protecssenddu June 3, 2020

Josh

The best person ever! He is funny...looking lol, jk but he does have a hilarious sense of humor. He is also the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. He loves music but not as much as he loves you. He would literally drop whatever he’s doing for you. He’s a family person and is loved by everyone around him. He will obsess over your toes, kitty, bobbies and all of you. He can sometimes be a little freaky deaky and gives some good vitamin D if yk what I mean(wink). Overall I love my Josh 11/10. He also loves to show you how much you mean to him.

Josh: let me suck your toes
Me: Cálmate Josh(y)

by Saarraai December 28, 2020

Josh

The biggest nonce u will ever meet

Josh raped my son

by 42069maat October 23, 2019

Josh

A name you usually scream at.

Example 1: Josh (just grabbed her breast without her consent)!

Example 2: Josh, make out with me?
Example 3: Josh! Are we having a spat again?

by SpatsWithYouNever March 31, 2019

Josh

A pretty cool guy who's down to do almost anything, from chilling at the library to speeding down the highway going 120 mph. Josh is cool to be around but lacks the energy to do anything physical like going to the gym.

"Hey who to is that speeding down the highway in a tahoe"
"Idk probably josh"

by NIGbug August 11, 2021

Josh

A creature that steals sporks and tomato sauce, lurking deep within the darkness of his stinky room. You will find him on bright sunny days drawing doodles in a boring office talking to 112 year old ladies and listening to lyrical genius Pitbull. He engages in games such as Mortal Kombat and Hearthstone, taunting and provoking his friends before failing miserably and being unable to accept defeat. In physical appearance he has a head shaped like a Humphead Parrotfish and the most beautiful eyelashes you've ever seen. His body is in the shape of a rope. He has been called many things, but prefers jerk, or douche bag. His only weakness is the brave and valiant soldier known as Fat Raiden.

"Who even is Rope Man?"

"Ugh, it's that douche bag Josh... I heard he went fishing the other day and caught 17 catfish."

by Sooowgnya April 21, 2017