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Jessie

Bitch bitch bitch. She cockblocks when shes jealous and makes people mad unconciously. shes a right twat and is a fucking slag. She smokes and drinks and fucks olders. She usually has blonde hair and green eyes
Bro 1 : Jessie's a fucking bitch! I just wanna knock that bitch out

Bro 2 : Bro she cock blocked me yesterday I'm with youi there
by KindaLegit_BNSM December 20, 2018
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Jessie

An Evil genius. Has red hair..... Like Satan. The first time she meets you, she's already sized you up and has a plan to destroy everything you love in life and she can and will do it, no matter who the victim is.... Unless, you are her sister or boyfriend, then her powers don't work on you. She's still says really mean things tho. But won't follow thru with those 2 people. At the same time, she's tremendously loyal to the people she's loyal to and will do anything to protect them. She loves her dogs... #Fearless #Ruthless #evilgenius
DONT EVER MAKE HER MAD
Do you see that guy sleeping in the dumpster? He used to live in a mansion....had a good job...a pretty wife.....then he pissed off Jessie...Hes lucky she let him have that dumpster to sleep in.

What happened to that girl who's all bloody on the ground?

She said something rude about Jessies sister and Jessie pumbled her to the ground and curb-stomped her head into the sidewalk. Then took a video of all her teeth laying next to her face and posted it on Facebook for all to laugh at
by Analhag September 23, 2019
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Jessie

She is a girl Who wants to follow her dreams. She like to be With her friends and also make new friends. She is cute and Nice.
Hello, Who is your best friend? Jessie, she is a good friend and she make me smile
by JessieBackis December 12, 2016
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jessie smart

totnes motive host, chillest sigma around. generosity is insane from her. her boyfriend mogs.
hey when’s the next totnes motive?
i don’t know let’s ask jessie smart
by ilovemaleducks March 12, 2024
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Jessie

a person who wantd to cook meth but doesn't know how to, she or he usually adds spicy beans.
Jessie is not doing too good in the industry
by Derk ball.png December 12, 2022
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jessie paige

A hot bitch that all the boys want. She is beautiful, sexy, and so many more good qualities. She has huge boobs and a hot vagina. Boys always want to get with her
guy 1: damn that chick has to be a jessie pagie

Guy 2: look at those tits

Guy 3: shes sexy as fuck

Guy 4: thats my girl, jessie paige

Guys 1,2,3: fuck your lucky
by jessgian25 October 13, 2014
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Jessie

Skinny ass bitch. She looks innocent but isn't. Glad she is an insomniac like me so we can FaceTime for 8 hours straight at 2 AM.
Jessie and I drink triple shot expressos at 3AM while eating cinnamon rolls and hot Cheetos
by thatbitchinthecorner December 28, 2019
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