Jared Leto

A hot actor/singer. He is the lead singer of rock band 30 seconds to Mars where his brother, Shannon Leto is the drummer. He has acted (usually as a hottie or some cute confident guy) in movies such as: Highway, Requiem for a dream, fight club etc. He has a smokin hot body not to mention the most prettiest eyes with a cute face. Rumours had it he has slept with one girl from every city of America. What a slut boy! (a hot one) When he was in his early adulthood, he used to have a mohawk or normal hair, but in his mid-30s he opted for red-tipped black Gothic-looking hair and eyeliner. Both looks compliment him well, still.
Jackie: Omg did u watch that movie Fight Club? It had the awesome Jared Leto in it for a couple of scenes.
Susie: Really? Gimme that movie. Let me borrow it.
Jackie: Hes so cute. I can't get over my Jared Leto obsession.
by jackiethecow June 05, 2009
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Jareed Brown

A kid that has wacky videos on youtube
`` hey did you see jareed brown``
`yeah``
by jareed brown February 11, 2009
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Went to Jared

Dying. So coined because married life (which is what huge diamonds are about) and death are nearly identical.
"HE WENT TO JARED?!"
"Yeah, he stepped in front of a car... I'm really sorry."
by Black Ships December 22, 2008
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jared copeland

GONG SHOW!!!! Historically, Jared or "j-rad" has been known to excessively flaunt his pipesand flex at every opportunity. He also has been known to take protien powder and mix it in the middle of chem class in his glass with a spoon.
by Gongcrew April 04, 2005
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Jare-bear

an affectionate name given to a friend named Jared

a crazy stalker, bunny boiler, who constantly sexts/harasses multiple girls in an attempt to get "serviced"
"Jare-Bear keeps texting me to hook up, but he was doing the same thing to suzie last week."
by cabknhr February 16, 2009
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jared padalecki

a destructive numb nuts man-child with female hair
"you see that tall guy popping up in the crowd over there?"
"yeah, what about him?"
"jared padalecki. he puts chewed gum on peoples countertops"
by iamjustarandomperson August 14, 2019
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awsome jared

Jared Awsome, Awsome Jared
A fictional character of the Fabulous Four
by Ryder Cohen March 23, 2005
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