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Mayonnaise Jar 

when someone nuts in a jar until it's full then shoves it in his ass and has someone fuck him until it shatters inside him.
Dude yesterday I performed the Mayonnaise Jar and now I shit out of a tube!
Mayonnaise Jar by Quandale Dingle January 15, 2022
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coom jar 

A jar filled with onesnut butter”.
BRB man, gotta go make a coom jar deposit
coom jar by Buttersalesman October 8, 2022

Value Jam Jar

When a man is lonely and poor, so seeks pleasure from a value jar of jam, of any flavour he wishes, by inserting his penis inside of it. The man may remove some jam beforehand to stop the jam making too much mess but if the man pleases he may insert his penis into a full jar of jam. If the man is rich but lonely, he may use a branded jam jar.
I haven't had sex in a while, I may do a value jam jar later to help cope.

Dick in a jar 

When you’re jamming with your mates and create the best number one selling song about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car. And I couldn’t go far, because my dicks in the jar (balls deep in the jar)”

bean jar sex 

one way to keep track of love making.
When we have sex my girl puts one bean into a jar. The jar is called bean jar sex.
( most jars = 1,000 beans ) It takes about 3 ker jars to make one baby!!!

mason jar 

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.
Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!
mason jar by spanto May 5, 2005