Japanese Flapjack

the sexual act when you fill a women's ass with pancake mix and fuck it for at least an hour, the next day you both wake up to the best Japanese style pancakes a women's ass can make

"I totally gave her a Japanese flapjack, you want some?"

by JapanSexMan October 31, 2009

japanese insult

A swear word which isn't really offensive in the least, and if anything shows how much of a pussy the person who said it is.
Makes reference to the impressive politeness of the Japanese people, who rarely swear. What you see in anime and Japanese film isn't an accurate indication for any Japan buffs.
Japanese insults include childish things such as 'dummy' and 'poo poo'.

Tom: You're a fucking asshole
Jim: Be quiet you... dummy...
Tom: Mate, that was a Japanese insult

by Setae July 13, 2014

Japanese Ponytail

The process of holding a man or woman's rectum open with two fingers and then inserting scoops of ice cream, several if possible. Then one proceeds to have anal sex with this person.

"Oh my god... Paul japanese ponytailed me last night..."

"That bitch walkin' like she got a japanese ponytail!"

by picklefucker August 26, 2013

Japanese Drive-By

Some untrained Japanese bitches in a car that try to drive by a Chinese person (or any other race). Then they realize that their guns aren't loaded and the Chinese person (or any other race) kills all the Japanese bitches.

The Tojos tried to Japanese Drive-By me again.

by David Li April 23, 2005

Japanese Firedrill

When a bunch of japnese people run out of a nuclear power plant right after tsunami.

After the tsunami hit Japan, they had the largest Japanese Firedrill on record.

by That one guy1234 September 04, 2011

Japanese Manicure

Japanese Manicure NOUN The human act of using ones finger to probe someone else’s poopie or ripe anal cavity, and upon exiting the anus the said finger is covered in human waste.

Michael J. and Riley were playing naked together, Michael J. got excited and gave Riley a Japanese Manicure for his own thrill(er)

by Ty Swagel February 01, 2007

japanese aquarium

The act of inserting a finish into a young japanese girls vagina, then having sex with her while trying to yank it out.

Hey, is this fish from that japanese aquarium i gave you last night honey?

by limbo12548 June 25, 2010