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Jake

Jakes are the best and will stay by your side ❤
by anonymous November 19, 2020
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A very aggressive boy who wants to shove his inverted tic tax of a dick up the hottest girls. Very good at games, bad at sex (my uncle told me)
Please don’t jake me
by KaleoIsGay June 17, 2020
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A very odd boy who is very ugly and has many pimples. He loves technology and politics and is usually very funny but can be extremely annoying at times. Over all jake is very lovable although gets made of by other stupid boys. We love him.
Person #1: oh did you hear what jake did
Person #2: ya it was so funny
by annaissocoolomg September 25, 2020
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Someone who is tall but dumb and good at soccer
Jake is very dumb
by I’m a physcopath October 11, 2020
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No this isn’t jake from state farm. Although one would expect him to be a stereotypical white boy, he is quite the opposite. He’s kinda a nerd with two monitors and probably has a rainbow keyboard. He likes space and was accidentally a cuck in his trip to Germany. He also has a fat velumptious butt.
Omg Jake is my bae, I wanna move to Switzerland with him.
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amazing sexalicius man beast, covered in freckles and brown hair. But sadly is a man whore. woe to the world
Jake should not be section leader
by Shellhouse September 28, 2017
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A really cute boy who has a girlfriend named Lily
Wow, Jake and lily are the perfect couple. I wish I could have some of that hot asssssss.
by Sexandmasturbationnoweeees November 5, 2017
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