Jabroni

Either an individual or a group of people on most likely found on pontoon boat, JetSki, or 1990’s shitty runabout with empty beer cans littering the floor. They enjoy riding around in endless erratic circles that make no fucking sense creating a wake on a perfectly quiet morning that makes a nice lake virtually non-skiable. It is speculated that many Jabroni’s are unhappy and have miserable lives hence why they would rather be riding around in circles alone on a boat at 8am instead of being home with their family.

Sue - “god damn fucking Jabroni’s are coming out. Get you ski let’s go”

by Paul the time September 5, 2023

jabronster

One who dabbles in jabronius activity

Look at that guy, what a fucking jabronster

by Definition lyricist genius def October 18, 2023

jahoonga

A big ol titty

That bitch has got some big jahoongas on her

by Jahoonga April 19, 2024

Jaboo

Say this word when you're excited and want to express shock and happiness in one word.

Jaboo! I can't believe that just happened.

by Dr. Jerry Alaxander - PHD. May 1, 2024

Jaboink

A substitute for the word "fuck"

I'm gonna jaboink you so hard

by TheActualVisu May 12, 2024

Jablonkus

Just a silly little man that is always up for silly antics and probably unaware of the horrors of the world

“You resemble Jablonkus”

by Boxwerth June 18, 2024

Jaboobie

This guy is a gay ass femboy and likes dick

jaboobie means gay and stuff

by jokescitys March 3, 2026