Jose

The best guys you can ever meet. He has his ways and isn't really popular but a lot of people know him. He cares so much just wont show it because he is scared people wont like him. Jose is the best guy you can meet. HE is also very athletic and handsome. Dont give up on "Jose". you will regret it🙂

Girl 1: Bruh i hate Jose

Girl 2: *Punches girl 1*
Girl 2: DONT TALK ABOUT HIM LIKE THAT

Boy 1: Jose is my best friend and hes awesome

Boy 2: YEA!

Jose by Shxdowxx February 12, 2023

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He a little bitch but you still love him. he be great. love da bitch

Hey, Jose.
Hmm?
You a sub little bitch.

jose by SiMp6632 April 17, 2023

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New Orleans penitentiary term originally pronounced dose, as in someone's dosing you(putting money on your books)like a dose of medicine to keep you content while passing time, but illiterates started mispronouncing it.

Shawanda: who's gonna jose you? Cuz you owe me 2 noodles bitch!
Keisha: my mans foda be! Ima get em to ya!

Jose by poppyqueen May 24, 2023

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Jose is a guy who loves to get around. His favorite hobby is messing with every girl's feelings and saying the most foul shit. He has a huge ego and never admits he is wrong. He also has a very large hatred for over-sized women. If you ever come across a Jose, steer clear and mind your business. His ego is the size of the universe but gets very butthurt when the girls he played talks to another boy. Jose is also very athletic, he loves to lift weights and think he is the strongest man in the world. He also does cheer and likes to criticize other athletes that are better than him. But in the end Jose is a very hard worker and will push you harder than anyone. Also never joke around with him because he will say the most hurtful shit even though you were joking.

"Im the most humble person in this room"-Jose
*5 seconds later*
"I am literally so much better than him at stunting"-Also Jose

Jose by kittenmilk25 June 13, 2023