mineta monday

Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
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Christmas Monday

The day off (fulfills paid holiday quota) that companies give their employees when Christmas falls on a Sunday
"Do you know if the business office at the phone company is open tomorrow or are they closed?"

"I think they are off just like we are, you know - Christmas Monday."
by bingolingo December 25, 2011
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Ass monday

Ass monday is the day of anal sex. Also known as monday
I can't wait till it is ass monday because me and my girlfriend will have anal sex.
by Satan is a part god July 13, 2016
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mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.
"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"
by greenskill July 29, 2014
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molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty
Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*
by koka_kola December 12, 2019
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Monday Muddbutt

Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
"Only thing I hate about football Sunday is the Monday muddbutt!"
by Wookie4u January 09, 2010
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monday chin

A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.
Did you see Dan's monday chin? Must have been a rough weekend!
by motrfan February 13, 2012
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