top with daddy issues

me

dakota: god, you reek of top with daddy issues

by duelicorntufts November 12, 2019

relax the issue

A non-confrontational device to make your final contribution to a strand of argument. The counterpart of "raising an issue".

"After having raised the point of budget revisions, Jim wanted to get on with other business so he relaxed the issue by alluding to maintaining the integrity of the project cycle."
"Well, it seems we are not going to see eye-to-eye on this so I want to relax the issue by saying just look at article number five."

by Vatu November 28, 2019

MIC (mental issues counseling)

Mental issues counseling is a group of three friends who have mental problems and dare each other to do stupid things. If one dies then the others will die laughing at the fact that their friend died. They will establish an island named crotch island (seriously no joke it’s an island near our town) they will earn a mental badge for completing a ridiculously crazy, stupid and fun dare their friend set for them. They will stay up all night talking to each other because they are just that frickin cool and they will eat a whole container of ice cream just to go to XC and race each other like maniacs. They will annoy the crap out of their teachers who surprisingly still like them. MIC gets together and counsels each other even tho they thing counseling is stupid (cause it is) they are known by triple trouble at school but are only misdemeanor level bad not like criminals, jeez we are just kids! They may or may not do extensive research and put ridiculous time into revenge. They will enter a room like they own the place (because they do) they are kinda like dojo cat and saweetie if you know what I mean by that except that there are three of them. If someone met MIC they would think that are sworn enemies by the way they act to each other, that’s just how close thier friendship is. These girls are ruthless yet can be sweet to anyone who doesn’t know them. If you don’t have a friend group like MIC ur life must be sad and u r probably lonely, so sad.

Damm what did MIC do today?! They are so cool and hilarious I would love to be friends with them but they are exclusive!

Sincerely, MIC (mental issues counseling)

by Sassyswede February 24, 2021

its.a.sirius.issue

It’s a TikTok user who’s pretty cool.

its.a.sirius.issue is a definition of cool.

by Jamespotterneedsglasses October 9, 2021

Dead the issue

Let something go; forget about it

I kept telling her to leave ole dude alone but she wouldn’t listen so I had to dead the issue

by Yomommasbihh January 8, 2022

Get your issue

Solve issue with someone

Samantha, he was talking mad shit about you, go get your issue

by Someonereallyfishy October 18, 2023

Get your issue

Solve a problem with someone

Samantha, he was talking mad shit about you, go get your issue

by Someonereallyfishy October 18, 2023