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Dutch Landlord

Similar to a dutch oven, but occurring during the act of fellatio. A slang term for lying in bed with another person and pulling the covers over the persons head while receiving fellatio and flatulating.
She couldn't come up with her half of the rent so I'm gonna introduce her to the Dutch Landlord...
I really want to give Rosemary a Dutch Landlord...
by contorto January 30, 2021
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Dutch Steamer

When a girl is giving a blowjob under the sheets and the male proceeds to create a dutch oven.
Coleman: She started blowing me last night and I gave her the burliest dutch steamer.
Andy: What'd she do?
Coleman: Took a deep sniff and kept going
by Cool People Are Cool November 19, 2014
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Dutch Baron

The same act as a Dutch Oven except with a twist.
As the unsuspecting engineer makes his rounds pull him under the covers to
Inhale your man smoke, your fellow cohorts begin to beat him with double sided dildos while wearing red baron masks.
I can't believe we gave em' a Dutch Baron right in the mechanical room dude!
It was classic......
by cckk September 19, 2013
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Dutch Chimney

A more subtle variant of the Dutch Oven. The Dutch Chimney is the act of farting under the covers, and then lifting one's feet to draw air in under the covers. A small passage is then created near the victims face, typically by a loving gesture such as as hug, and an "I love you, baby." The ass gas is then forced past the victims face by dropping one's feet. An expert practitioner can achieve an almost simultaneous "I love you too, baby" and "You asshole!"
"I've been eating a fat burrito at lunch every day this week. It's been awesome."
"Dude, you should totally Dutch Chimney your wife."
"Okay, but can I sleep on your couch?"
by _fatWetSteakBurrito February 20, 2015
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dutch oven

when someone unloads a ripper fart in bed while holding another person's head under the sheets
dutch oven:
mate...i held his her head so far down in bed last night, and i ripper the biggest fart, omg mate it was sooooo funny...you shoulda seen her squirm...and her face when she came out...priceless
by Pride Of Geelong August 22, 2015
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Dutch ATM

When friends split paying for a meal and one person pays everything with a credit card and the others give that person cash.
She never has any cash on her when we go out, so we always end up going Dutch ATM.
by Mailgirl333 September 7, 2018
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Reverse Dutch

When a dyke puts her finger in you.
Last weekend I hooked up with this butch lesbo and she totally Reverse Dutched my ass
by ReverseDutchie March 2, 2019
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