Dude #1: Is it gay that I took a nap with two of my friends in my bed yesterday?
Dude #2: No it's straight. It's a Brofest in Bed.
Dude #2: No it's straight. It's a Brofest in Bed.
by Aaron "Im not a faggot" Carter June 30, 2010
Breakfast in bed is when one wakes up next to (or happens to come upon) a sleeping lady companion and proceeds to perform cunnilingus on her. This is a gennerally appreciated method of being woken up. The phrase makes allusions to the term "eating out" as the person performing the oral ministrations is having, euphemisticaly, their first meal of the day in bed. In this case the meal happens to be a woman's genetalia and there is still a need to eat breakfast afterward.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.
This is similar to, but differs in key ways from, a mongoose.
I had great sex with Tiffany last night, so when I woke up and saw that she was still asleep, I had breakfast in bed to thank her.
Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...
Lisa I have to call you back, Frank is having breakfast in bed with me. What is he eating? Uh...
by MikeD3 June 20, 2007
A bed where intercourse occurs.
My best friend helped me to make up my sex bed before my fuck buddy came over.
You should always make up your sex bed before intercourse. Having sex in rumpled sheets is considered bad form.
You should always make up your sex bed before intercourse. Having sex in rumpled sheets is considered bad form.
by Kane07 June 19, 2009
A strategy for when you and your friends want to save money by packing multiple people into a hotel room bed but can’t risk in-bed contact.
1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).
2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.
3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.
4. The comforter is shared.
1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).
2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.
3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.
4. The comforter is shared.
"Hey, you guys want to snowboard at Tahoe over spring break?"
"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."
"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."
by well, there was this one time November 22, 2009
The position in which involuntary muscle contractions force the legs and upper body to rise upwards simultaneously, similar to the functions of a hospital bed.
This phenomenon is the result of an intense ejaculation after receiving world class fellatio.
This phenomenon is the result of an intense ejaculation after receiving world class fellatio.
by KC1984 March 12, 2009
bed witch refers to a males friend they are not married to yet are cohabiting with or getting together on occasion. There is no intention of making the situation permanent. From slavery days in the US to designate a female slave used by white plantation owners or white overseers or any of the owners male children. A bedwitch can be told to "get out" at a moments notice.
She is "his" bed witch. She is not a girlfriend and not married to him. She is just quietly used as a sex object. She is not a mistress either.
by Hairless Joe June 22, 2010
by Sauceman December 27, 2004