Ivan

The gayest dude alive, always unfocused, and can never take a hint, ( leave someone alone/ shut the fuck up), irritating as hell and always so, so, so amazingly doorhandleish (never does anything) always wants someone to be his daddy and he wants to have an enormous cock in his ass hole, and loves to catch dicks in his mouth,

That boy is such an Ivan..

by Sierra Oliivvew December 28, 2016

Idanna

a extremely hot girl with great ass that evry guy loves

damm shes an Idanna

by mr. ping wong March 10, 2009

Ivan

Typically a guy with a very good heart and knows how to treat people with respect. He's into Ashley's but one Ashley is specific stole his heart on everything she's perfect 👀. Everyone talks mad shit on her name but she knows they aren't worth her time. Ivan's also have big dicks and have lot's of love, attention, comfort and loyalty for their loved one, just like this guy named Ivan Ortiz, he's a perfect example.

"That guy Ivan is very handsome only shit"

by Ivan Ortiz C September 17, 2018

crazy ivan

In bicyclist's lingo, a jogger who suddenly turns around without looking after reaching a mileage goal, usually with headphones on. If the crazy ivan is executed just as a cyclist is passing, it can be a dangerous maneuver, as the jogger is changing lanes to go the other direction. A jogger with headphones on may not hear an audible pass warning from a cyclist.

On the trail today, some runner did a crazy ivan and almost hit me. Idiot!

by Grizzlybike May 10, 2015

Ivan's Penis

A tool used to convert straight women to the art of lesbianism

Ivan's penis turned the women into a lesbian.

by Phillip J Benoit September 27, 2004

Ivano

The worst Fortnite player to ever exsist.

Person A: I just killed the biggest noob in the game.
Person B: You mean you killed Ivano.

by Your Cat Named Jack September 2, 2018

ivan milat

bowel movement

I did a real big IVAN MILAT this morning!

by shep milat October 10, 2003