eye infection

An Irish lad who uses ketchup on every sort of food.

That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.

by Bean farmer with a family June 16, 2017

Blaise infection

An illness contracted by a coworker whom refuses to take medication or seek medical treatment when ill. Therefore spreading it to everyone else.

That dirty dicking fucktard i work with is severly ill and gave me blaise infection!

by Yupsidid October 1, 2017

yeast infection

What happens when you don't brush your teeth before doing oral.

Sarah got a yeast infection because of her boyfriend's poor hygiene.

by fagatron92 May 6, 2018

Yeast infection

When your crotch hurty

Debrah says “I have a terrible yeast infection” Tookie says “doesn’t that mean your crotch hurty I got it from urban dictionary”

by Toribeoudi June 14, 2018

staff infection

A contagion-caused illness transmitted to you by the personnel at a business-establishment.

Harry claims to have gotten a staff infection at the hospital, but I can't see how that could be --- all the workers there are very careful about germs, so it seems unlikely that he would have caught any illnesses from them. Plus he's such an ugly and obnoxious-natured dude that I seriously doubt that any of the female nurses would have wanted to have sex with him.

by QuacksO October 31, 2018

Yeast Infection

Wipe front to back or else you get the yeast infection and no one wants that

Do it the right way or else you get a yeast infection

by Emojiguy May 28, 2019

Jizz infection

Sex without a condom is great when your on birth control. Love it 😄 jizz infection is when sperm penetrates the walls inside your vagina, and it begins to peal. The thin vagina wall mixes with the sperm and yeast begins to grow with the semen. What goes in must come out, and he might not eat you out with a fishy odour.

I'm using plain yogurt to get the jizz infection to go away.

by Golove November 2, 2019