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by skellington May 12, 2023
Get the il think about it and get back to you mug.An island full of rich white kids. Here's a story for you: in may of 2016, our high school lacrosse team slowly tortured and killed a guinea pig, and drank some of its blood as a pre-game ritual for good luck. You can look this up, there are multiple news stories about it. I heard that Peta said something about it, though I can't find that.
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Get the highland il mug.Il Verde (The Green) a.k.a. the 21st century hemlock. "I like this shot", this is the sentence that no one said after drinking this concoction. It has a 95% disgorgement rate, the remaining 5% have never seen the sun rise again.
The recipe was invented by Marzia, even if the proportions are not yet known. The bartender found the right mix to get the young fellas high in the shortest amount of time.
Possible contraindications: too drunk to go into the club.
The recipe was invented by Marzia, even if the proportions are not yet known. The bartender found the right mix to get the young fellas high in the shortest amount of time.
Possible contraindications: too drunk to go into the club.
Marzia: "What do you want to drink? Can I make you 5 Verdi?"
The Boys: "Damn Marzia, Il Verde (The Green) kills us, but let's do it!"
*One minute later*
The Boys: "Where is Spirit? Il Verde has hit again!"
The Boys: "Damn Marzia, Il Verde (The Green) kills us, but let's do it!"
*One minute later*
The Boys: "Where is Spirit? Il Verde has hit again!"
by Triplo7 December 2, 2021
Get the Il Verde (The Green) mug.Derived from a “ perfect il succione”. (Italian pronounciation) also known as, a “perfect Il” or “ il sux” The art of a perfect blowjob.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.
The perfection about it would be described as a long lasting almost instantaneous climax which makes the reciever tremble in euphoria. Equivalent to the quiver of a woman when she reaches her highest point.
Recipient will have to come to a fight or flight decision to make, as the euphoric rush will tempt him to resist the giver finishing her/his perfect task. The person in question will occasionally recieve the title or nickname “Kirby” after being renown for this extraordinary feat.
“Her il’s are perfect man I’m telling you, not a drop was wasted on this cum guzzler.”
It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”
This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.
It’s almost that time of the year again.
“What would you like for Christmas honey?”
“A perfect il succione will suffice my love, and after that.. I’ll take you out to dinner.”
This prostitute who went by the name of Kirby got me the surprise of a lifetime. Her sucktion was so strong I had to marry her instantly.
by The stimulation theory. September 6, 2022
Get the perfect il mug.Il crimo è la persona più chad, controllante e persuasiva dell'intero universo.
Se in qualsiasi momento lo incontri, non accettare nessuno dei suoi affari, non importa quanto siano belli. Il crimo è il contrario di Crimi.
Se in qualsiasi momento lo incontri, non accettare nessuno dei suoi affari, non importa quanto siano belli. Il crimo è il contrario di Crimi.
by MARIANITA233 January 2, 2022
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