husband size

when your partner think that your d is the perfect size to be their husband

jone: « my day was nice thanks »

clara: « did you know that you have an husband size? »

by whichusernamhasntbeentakenyet January 14, 2022

Husband

He supposed to eat it from byke

My husband ate me from the rooter to the tooter

by Kaiglizzy January 14, 2021

Mail order husband

A mail ordered to be married from a another country

Mail order Husbands ain't in love with you

by 459395 March 28, 2023

Female husband

A woman in a relationship who takes on the more masc jobs, they are often the breadwinners, prefer pets over kids and potentially have a shitty family/family member. Unlike girlbosses who are 80% of the time morally questionable Female husbands are known to be petty and actually likeable

Amy: ya heard of that video game character? She's such a girlboss
Lyra: fuck no! She's a fucking female husband not a stupid girlboss

by Beaver shearer February 23, 2025

husband material

The correct definition of husband material is Louie Peguero.

Louie is the love of my life and he is the correct definition for husband material.

by louielover456 December 20, 2023

Husband

He looks like a fucking dork.

Hym "Your husband is a dork Megyn and I could beat him up."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

simulation husband

A person in a relationship, most often a male husband, who acts exactly the way their significant other wants, without the significant other having to ask them or teach them. These actions are so perfect that they cause the significant other to believe that the husband is fake and was created by some external force, as though part of a simulation.

Robert cleaned the entire house, did all the laundry, and baked cookies today, all of his own volition. He's a simulation husband.

by BobSagittarius March 28, 2024