Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket

A Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket is the result of fucking a guy's boy-hole with a large knobby pickle and his dick until he has a cumgasm and makes pickle relish which the fuckee has to eat on crackers.

Aww man - Matt gave me a Pennsylvania Hot-Pocket and made me eat all the relish!

by USAF Cadet January 29, 2021

Hot Pocket

The act of blowing a load in a girl or guy's arm pit.

Kyle gave her a "hot pocket" last night and she loved it!

by DraftBruner April 6, 2009

Arabian hot pocket

The act of taking a shit in a girls pussy (hot pocket) and then eating her out.

Steve: hey babe my friend said you like Arabian hot pockets
Tina: yeah man those are the best

by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007

Alabama Hot Pocket

A totaly kick ass punk band that thrives entirerly off pabst, horse fetuses, and indian soul gems

Did you hear the news? Alabama Hot Pocket is in town

by kevinhasahugeasswang May 22, 2007

Utah Hot Pocket

When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN

Maranda:My grandpa died 3 nights ago
Faith:Lets hope he doesnt rise and give you a Utah Hot Pocket

by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018

California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.

Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.

by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008

Squamish hot pocket

Squamish known for its beauty and nature is home to adventurous spirits.

Take a live but decaying sockeye salmon and insert into your lady parts ( VaJJ)
Then gingerly insert a hot cedar smouldering rod into your anus. The scent of of the slow roasting bung hole /cedar and decaying fish will sure to leave an imprint on all your loved ones at all your family gatherings.

Wow great night at strombergs last night can’t believe we all tried a Squamish hot pocket still having trouble walking and can’t get the scent from my clothes and it’s burned in memory for life.

by clear creek August 6, 2022