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Hot Pocket

The act of blowing a load in a girl or guy's arm pit.
Kyle gave her a "hot pocket" last night and she loved it!
by DraftBruner April 6, 2009
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Arabian hot pocket

The act of taking a shit in a girls pussy (hot pocket) and then eating her out.
Steve: hey babe my friend said you like Arabian hot pockets
Tina: yeah man those are the best
by Sageums + Ginger February 17, 2007
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Alabama Hot Pocket

A totaly kick ass punk band that thrives entirerly off pabst, horse fetuses, and indian soul gems
Did you hear the news? Alabama Hot Pocket is in town
by kevinhasahugeasswang May 22, 2007
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Utah Hot Pocket

When a dead zombie who is old and crusty goes to a church and magicaly prays for a tide pod hot pocket and shoves it a 17 year old thottie's ass and fucks her vigerously and then leaves her on the bed the fills a bath with tide pods and puts on a sexy ass zombie bra from his ex thottie wife who is still alive with her 5 year old sister while she is only 1 year older then throws the teen thottie into the sexy tide pod bath and shoves 5 tide pods in her pussy and they all explode then...HE FUCKS HER AGAIN
Maranda:My grandpa died 3 nights ago
Faith:Lets hope he doesnt rise and give you a Utah Hot Pocket
by jungkookloveshotpockets June 21, 2018
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California Hot Pocket

When a person uses the outer shelling of a hot pocket, deficates in it, then finally gives it to an unexpecting person to eat.
Dude I gave Cavan the worst California Hot Pocket yesterday it got all over his face.
by Tnasty6993 October 1, 2008
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Lebanese hot pocket

When you use your foreskin as a sleeping bag by pulling it up from your legs to your neck.
Lebanese hot pocket Survival in the woods or Glamping
by Beeasy August 24, 2018
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Cuernavaca Hot Pocket

(Bolsillo Caliente de Cuernavaca in Spanish). It's like an Alabama hot pocket where you shit on the woman's vagina and have sex with it. But since it is a Mexican version, you add hot sauce and tequila, while the woman bites on a piece of lemon.
1. My dick's burning up - I think it's because I gave my gf a Cuernavaca Hot Pocket
2. Ay no puedo wey. No quiero hacer el Bolsillo de Cuernavaca.
by Jise9984 December 14, 2017
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