Horizontally Challenged

Referred to someone that is Big, Fat, Chunky or Wide. Horizontal: parallel to the plane of the horizon

“Christinah Is Horizontally Challenged”
“I know, what a big girl”

by Gaybobs January 13, 2024

Horizontal Bigfoot

A Norwegian sex act where you get down on all fours and plug beard hairs.

That streamer let me stay in his spare room and gave me a Horizontal Bigfoot last week.

by Not Eethan February 6, 2024

Oriental

Buddha Head

Buddha Head is an Oriental.

by Realsville April 16, 2024

horizontal tango

A term used when someone has a Sexual intercourse on a bed

bro Sam and glasses girl are in my house shaking violently, they doin the horizontal tango

by Shæt April 20, 2024

horizontal hypocrite

someone who is in a group that's mischaracterized by many people, but they themselves mischaracterize other groups

Person 1: I hate Minecraft fans. They're all annoying kids.

Person 2: Aren't you a Roblox fan? Don't you get the same amount of unwanted hate? You're such a horizontal hypocrite.

by kornelbut May 21, 2024

horizontal aerobics

Another way of saying sex

Come here let’s do some horizontal aerobics

by _mike-oxlong_69 December 21, 2024

horizontal

horizontal is the word to describe an abnormally large chuguses that not only is taller horizontally than vertically but also makes you gag when you walk past them. They take up the whole sidewalk you want to feel bad for this horizontal lard but there six big Macs fourteen mcflurrys and shitty attitude make that hard

person one: Ahhhhh! is that an earthquake?!
person two: No, it's just Derek walking to taco bell he's such a fucking horizontal chungus.

by syndrome3453 February 3, 2025