HippopotaPUS 

Someone who is scared/ being a big pussy

Quit being a HippopotaPUS!

Zackery was a HippopotaPUS cause he wouldn't go skydiving.

HippopotaPUS by brittanybandooo December 14, 2023

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

One of the longest word in the English dictionary

Took me a minute to write this

Me: hi doctor I am scared of long words

Doctor: I think you have a case of hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia

Me: Ahhhhhhhhhh

Doctor: Don’t worry this is very curable unlike Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis

Me: Ahhhhhhhh

Doctor: You will be treated by dr. Insanelylongnamedoctorcuzwhynot

Me: Agsgwhhwhahshahahsggsgdfuwwisk

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Lertro_akaliamalt [My rbx user December 17, 2023

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

A word made as what is straight up a giant middle finger to the 4 people in the world who actually have this condition.

This is how the word was probably invented.
Guy 1: Woah, slow down. Can you dumb down your explanation a bit, I don't understand, your words are too long, they sound like gibberish.
Guy 2: What's the problem? Are you afraid of long words?
Guy 1: Uhhh... sure? If that'll make you stop.
Guy 2: Oh, so you have a phobia of long words... long word phobia? Ah yes. You have Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia.
Guy 1: God fucking dammit.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by onion turtle December 19, 2023

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia 

The fear of long words.

Those sick science fucks...

1:Hey, Doc.
2:What ails you, son?
1:I fear long words.
2:Oh, you have HIPPOPOTOMONSTROSESQUIPEDALIOPHOBIA, but there is a simple fix, we ADMINISTER the VACCINATION into your ATRIOVENTRICULAR VALVE, where it-
1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia by SomeDumbBrit9000 January 3, 2024

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is a phobia which defines "the fear of long words." You probably wouldn't use this word in daily life.

Person 1: bro i have a fear of long words
Person 2: so you have hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia?
Person 1: *screaming in pain*
Person 2: i should not have said that.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by ello there =) January 9, 2024

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia 

It is commonly know as "fear of long words."

"Sir you have a fear of long words."
"What is it called?"
"hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia"
SCREAMING INTENCIFIES

hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia by Mayo lover #2 January 30, 2024

Hippopotmonstrososquipedeliaphobia 

The fear of long words, ironic.

"Sorry to inform you, you have hippopotmonstrososquipedeliaphobia."
"AAAH."

Hippopotmonstrososquipedeliaphobia by GamerGod76YT February 2, 2024