Archaeologist Handshake

A sexual act where one person lays on top of the other as the person on the bottom stimulates their nipples.

"I gave my girlfriend the Archaeologist Handshake the other day"

by Ernest Graves August 9, 2023

chase it with a handshake

what only the most classy drinkers do at a party.
Better than chasing with a soda or beer.
Based of the cheap "chase it with a high-five"
The motion of shaking hands gives the drinker something to focus on besides the burn and gives said drinker something to clench to when burn is most severe.
Best done with two drinkers simultaneously.

what are you doing with that soda man, chase it with a handshake.

by lostlemur September 2, 2010

The Philadelphia Handshake

A greeting popularized in Philadelphia, PA where two cool guys next to one another at urinals reach across and jerk each other off. Eye contact and a warm smile are a must.

I met Tom at the museum running up the Rocky steps. After The Philadelphia Handshake in the men’s room we became very good friends.

by H. Bruce Washington October 19, 2022

French handshake

An act of shaking someone's hand with the right hand and squeezing their balls with the left

The French are always fond of giving a French handshake to the United States

by David Tsal November 20, 2004

deluxe handshake

A "man's" handshake. When you squeeze someone's hands so hard that you make them kneel down from the pain that you are inflicting on their knuckles.

Typically done by redneck and trailer folk on unsuspecting people.

Me: So Mike, what's a deluxe handshake?
Mike: It's what I did to Pastor Cesar when I first met him. I had him praying to me in front of everyone.

by /b/illy Ray S. October 6, 2017

Prep Handshake

The act of firmly grasping another male's penis when greeting one another, while erect. Then vigorously moving it up and down, as if it were shaking a hand.

I hadn't seen evan scollard all year so when I saw him in the halls I exuberantly gave him a Prep Handshake.

by Brotastrophe August 19, 2010

Bridgeville Handshake

A hazing ritual wherein a high-ranking individual forces a subordinate's head to crotch level -- in an apparent simulation of a sex act -- while saying, "Wah-Ha."

When I joined the First State Police, I was given a badge, a gun, and the old Bridgeville Handshake.

by Chaffinch August 14, 2006