Hank

Hank is a really cute guy with sexy eyes and beautiful spiral curls that people pay alot of money to have curls like his @his smile is perfect he is polite and very attractive all the lady's want to have him but he's loyal honest very respectful and loves his family and friends and a very firm believer in God .

Hey do you want to go with Hank and I to church?
Yes I do can my mom come with us?

by Faithfullover89babie November 4, 2023

Hank Hill

Extremely strong marijuana. Hank Hill is known for his extreme love of propane. Propane is EXTREME marijuana. Not to be confused with: pressure, strong, gas, purp, etc...

Bro Mark smoked that blunt of Hank Hill and stunk up the whole neighborhood

by Big Time Hank Smoker Big Young July 30, 2019

Clean-Hank

Absolutely banging Youtube content. simply the best around

“Oi mate, seen the new Clean-Hank video”
“I sure did lad, cure my mum of leukaemia!!!”

by rhyparography July 16, 2021

Pulling a Hank

When you aggressively pounce on a female, refusing to take no for an answer for procreation. In a similar sense to how cats fornicate.

"Hey, what is that guy doing?"
"He's horny, he's pulling a hank"

by gameman101 June 13, 2022

Hank-ziety

anxiety caused by very innocuous items such as folding tables, Amazon boxes and balloons

The folding table brought on major Hank-ziety.

by Ski3569 March 12, 2025

spankin' hank

A codeword for masturbation.

Alex: wtf is that noise?!

Barry: idk it sounds like somebody spankin' hank

by PROakes November 21, 2015

Hank

Hank can mean anything. Literally anything. You can replace anything with Hank.
He’s Hank
Who is Hank
Where is Hank
WHERE AM I?!

“I gotta go Hank y’all have fun hanking. Hank”

by iamanunknownperson October 6, 2022