Kim Hamilton is the spirit within everybody. We all share Kim Hamilton , We are all united through her and therefore we are all equal.
by realconundrum November 12, 2020

Biggest mong to be born in Scotland. The type of jakeball that still lives with his mum and has toes like Richmond sausages.
by The lord ofwords September 20, 2020

by Paddy gower April 21, 2020

Who: Bastard, orphan, son of a whore and a scottsman, dropped in the middle of a forgotten spot in the carribean by provadence impoverished in squalor
Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
Parents: When he was ten his father split, full of it, debt ridden two years later see Alexander's mother bed ridden half dead, sittin in their own sick, the scent thick- And Alex got better but his mother went quick
Job: Started workin, clerkin for his late mother's landlord
Where: Well, the word got around, they said, 'this kid is insane, man!' took up a collection just to send him to the mainland
my name is Alexander Hamilton, And theres a million things I haven't done, but just you wait... just you wait...
by a.mbr15 October 3, 2023

by life is a joke September 16, 2020

The ten dollar, founding father without a father, worked a lot harder, was a lot smarter, and a self starter by 14. Married to Eliza Schuyler, and is known as an adjective for a person that has achieved so much as such a young age.
Dang, Eshaam is a Hamilton!
by Alexander Washington June 24, 2020

The messiah sent by the suntan god to show the way to the sun worshipping faithful. Surfers appreciate his chilled, laid-back, sun-loving persona.
Trump thinks he's got a better tan than George Hamilton but his suntan-in-a-can, carrot juice overdose, fat face tan is as fake as he is.
by TheToesKnows May 5, 2025
