Guimosexual

A Guido that is too self maintain (ie. waxed eyebrows that are a little too thin, overly tan, J-Lo type sunglasses etc.) that confuses for a homosexual

Guimosexuals include but are not limited to: The cast of MTV's 'Jersey Shore,' Club Fist Pumpers

by LustyVanessa posted for Orien April 9, 2010

Guido

A type of douche bag.

He usually has a stupid hair cut with an excessive amount of hair product. Also, he sometimes has asymmetrical muscle definition.

Wears bedazzled shirts and irons his underwear.

Some have retarded meaningless tattoos that have no artistic, creative, or meaninful merit.

And 95% of them treat women like shit and exploit them for sexual favors. The other 5% are posers and pussies.

And the real sad Guidos are the 3rd or 4th generation italians that feel as if they're full blown Italian but rather they have no connection with the Italian culture and believe that eating overlooked pasta and yelling exploitive slurs at women validates their Italian heritage.

Carl: Hey look at the douche bag with the retarded hair cut, dedazzled shirt, and meaningless tattoos.

Dave: Stupid Guido

by Sam Hidalgo December 31, 2013

Guino

Short for penguino. A person who has a long torso and short legs, making their proportions that of a penguin. Usually used as a perjoritive.

"Shut up Satiago, you fucking guino"

by TheGuino November 14, 2017

Wallex da Silva Guimarães

Wallex da Silva Guimarães, also Bahian Führer, Funny Bahian Reich Guy or simply Wallex Guimarães is a Bahian black neo-nazi guy who became a meme in Brazil for making a lot of videos saying he was the resurrection of Adolf Hitler and that he wanted to become a Führet. Wallex Guimarães became famous worldwide in 2019 after several articles about him being published in Portuguese and then translated into several languages. Wallex Guimarães created an ideology named wallexism and he's also famous for support the concept of Bahian Reich.

Wallex da Silva Guimarães supports the creation of a Bahian Reich.

by Dumugian October 10, 2021

Gummo

A godawful movie that has a bunch of kids killing cats and selling to grocery stores. How ironic.

I spit Gummo out my window last night.

by Mark December 10, 2004

gimongous

Extra super mega big.

Yo, dat a gimongous burrito! I gotta gets me one of them's!

by Action Squirrel April 4, 2003

guito

means money, cash, in portuguese slang (Lisbona area). It means the same as arame. Other common expressions for the same are "Taco", "ferro", "massa" and "cheta".

E pa, tens guito? Podes emprestar-me algum?
translation
Hey, man, got "guito"? Can you lend me some?

by erroneous, the genuine one July 19, 2010