insane air guitar

a style of guitar that involves no guitar. i believe that i have perfected it for now i can do many insane stage moves and tricks. if you give me a guitar, however, i can't do anything except play it. Maybe all my guitar skills are in my mind...or maybe i can really do them!

dude 1:i just learned the windmill on air guitar!
dude 2:ok, we're just gonna send you to a nice place with white padded walls!
dude 1:awesome! then i can practice the flying windmill and not get hurt!

by hello my beautiful friend July 14, 2005

guitar center

The Wal-Mart for musical instruments.It is like a futuristic Arnold Schwarzenegger movie where everyones name has been replaced by a number -- not very personal.

A place where the managers try to rip you off.

Dont buy from guitar center, just look at their ebay feedack rating. Sucky!

by Alfred Rub April 20, 2006

Guitar God

see: Jimi Hendrix

Hendrix is a Guitar God, he can play better with his teeth than most can play with there hands.

by n dav January 27, 2008

guitar hero

A game played at Best Buy as a way to pick up chicks who dont realize that no skill from playing the real guitar is required.

At a party where band and drama geeks are present, guitar hero is played along with DDR, soul calibur.

by fsjkfhdj November 11, 2008

guitar

instrument made by God himself and that none of the bands of today can play any good. All of today's bands are full of bitches who cut themselves and cry about their girfriend leavin them like My Chemical Romance. The instrument that people like Jimi Hendrix and other guitarist from his time mastered

Whoa guitarists in famous bands of today suck at guitar unlike bands from a while ago like Metallica.

by Billy Bob Jangles January 10, 2005

guitarmony

In guitar-based music, guitarmony is the use of overdubbing (or multiple live guitarists) to create a chorus of guitars playing in harmony (see Dickey Betts of the Allman Brothers, Brian May of Queen, Jimmy Page in later Led Zeppelin work, etc.). At the hands of skilled, well-rehearsed musicians, guitarmony can produce incredible results.

"Shit dude, 'Ramblin Man' has one of the best guitarmony parts I've ever heard"

by drogepirja November 26, 2007

Guitar Her-No

Somebody who kicks ass at Guitar Hero and makes them think they are good at the real thing but in reality they try to play a guitar like they are a god and sound awful usually blaming the guitar.

Guitar Her-No:"I can play erruption like Van Halen!!",
Real Guiatrist:"Really? Heres my axe prove it!",
Guitar Her-No:"Wheres the red button, man your guitar sucks!!!",
Real Guiatrist:"LOL You Guitar Her-No!!!"

by Evil_Ernie December 12, 2009