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Granny's Muff

Pass some granny's muff I need to polish this heat sink
by Chubb71 July 1, 2020
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granny cheese

The pungeant yeasty paste that forms in the creases under the sagging breasts of post-menopausal women.
Old Lady Brown was out of yeast so she scraped a little of her granny cheese into her bread dough.
by Mr. Spuckey July 16, 2014
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Granny Queef

When u queef and ur a granny
Grandma just did a granny queef
by slimy_soldier666 April 29, 2019
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Granny Sack

Toby: Woah Bruh, Cool Fanny pack!
Baylor: You mean a granny sack?
Sonny: The fuck you talking bout
by GrannySacks4Life July 13, 2015
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granny bumper

That shit Justin bangs. Qualifications include being black, drunk, and probably blind.
by Osamabinladder July 28, 2017
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Granny Lip It

When you chick is giving A1 slop top but she has braces. You tell her to use her lips to cover both her braces and teeth.
On a cold winter night, Beth and I were feeling really horny. The only problem is that Beth is a virgin but gives 10 out of 10 slop top. Last time I got A1 slop top from Beth, my foreskin got caught in her braces and caused me to bleed a little. I had to punch her in the forehead to be set free. This time I had Beth granny Lip it.
by Marcamango September 27, 2020
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Granny Slapper

Someone who is such a savage that they smack anyone even your grandmother
by FishCock1334193 January 20, 2020
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