Grandma's Carpet

A (usually flavored) joint made from blunt roaches.
"That taste funny what strain is that"

"Oh its just some Grandma's Carpet, it's a hybrid."
by Soup420 November 05, 2020
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Alchie-grandma

An alcoholic grandmother or an older woman who drinks excessively.
Dang, my alchie-grandma drove her car into someone else's yard while on her way to the liquor store for more wine.

Dude, I love the alchie-grandma on 90210, she's such a biatch!

Kathy Griffin's mom is such an alchie-grandma, she always has a glass of wine with her.
by Himbo Licious September 05, 2008
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Grandma Georgina

Your grandma that’s bad as hell and owns the diner in Fortnite. Guys, it’s time to open your Amazon package cuz that’s what I though she was
Hey girl, you got a Grandma Georgina” ahaha
by Ikeisafatretard September 12, 2021
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Reverse-Grandma

Phrase

: when during intercourse a female has mounted the male while facing his feet, the penis of the male is pushed into the vagina, passing through a “vaginal fistula” and exiting her anus ejaculating onto his lower midriff

Also known as:

Mudworm Spit, Hook-Her,
// “I’m feeling pretty low. I received a reverse-grandma last night.”



// My girlfriend hates to clean up after I’ve been treated to a reverse-grandma by her NaNa.

// “If you don’t want to get her pregnant and still feel like you came inside her, use the reverse-grandma.”
by Dilbo Deebelbrox August 08, 2021
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Grandma-sized

the typicalplumpfigure that many grandmas have.
by fernandobear333 December 25, 2021
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Grandma Tang

An Annoying grandma who looks like the Tang commercial orangutan, or an orangutan period. Down to the orange hair and saggy titties. Grandma tang refuses to take a shower for months at a time which causes her crusty pinge to smell, she also will say "Huh?" even though you are not speaking to her. Grandma Tang also will dress like a 16 year old girl wearing daisy dukes and tank tops which show her saggy titties. She also takes way to many pills which causes her to fall asleep while standing at the kitchen sink. From behind it looks like she is eating the silverware from the dishdrain. An all around pain in the ass.
Look at Grandma Tang, she took too many pills and has fallen asleep with a lit cigarette in one hand and a bus pass in the other. I bet her pinge is crust.
by cupcake bitch! June 26, 2011
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Grandma cleavage

Cleavage of a young women that loooks like a 90 year olds chest
by Ismokedpotwithjohnnyhopkinds December 31, 2010
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