Gopher

One who gophs

Yo dude that gopher gophed my mom sooooo hard

by Sgt.Combustable August 26, 2018

gooter national

Someone who is decidedly un-hip and needs to work on becoming more hip to make it up to their colleagues

Ian, ya gooter national, buy the damn package.

by Wilhelm T. Fancyson November 22, 2018

götterdämmerung

Obeying to the sole urge of discharging himself, the götterämmerung erroneously thinks he can build self-confidence by having sex with unwilling girls, as opposed to the playboy who, for no reason known to men, keeps attracting voluptuous creatures.

Götterdämmerung: y'know, man, I'll screw her anytime, think I can hook her in the alley?

Guy 2: Fuck it, man.

by Minecraft lover Rapid January 19, 2019

Goaters

A friendship where people watch Game of Thronrs together.

- Hey bae, do yoo want to watch GoT?
-Hell ya!
- Now we are goaters.

by Y'all know March 10, 2019

Gopher Buddy

A gopher buddy is a friendship between two people where you are able to be complete and total dumbasses together, and yet still find each other attractive no matter what faces you make towards each other.

Even though he a headass he still my gopher buddy!

"Got damn my gopher buddy dumb as hell, but I'd still fuck."

by chiknmcfigginnugnet August 6, 2019

Götterbotenmessias

The "Götterbotenmessias" or "Der Führer" was a realy good person.

Adolf Hitler was an artistic genius as well as having the highest K/D of 5999999.
He also had the hottest German girls.
All in all we can say that the great Adolf Hitler was a blessing for the German Reich.

A: Hey, do you know Adolf Hitler?
B: Aaaah, you mean the Götterbotenmessias?
A: What´s that?
B: Götterbotenmessias is a german word for godlike messiah
A: Fuck

by L3SS December 12, 2019

Gopher Tax

When you are sent on errands (when you have to "go for" something), it's your cut, or tip

I had to go pick up the coffees, and bought a muffin with everybody's change. It was my gopher tax.

by Sprite0226 May 11, 2020