Goontard

A Goontard is a person who goons regularly

You are such a Goontard

by Goontard69 December 26, 2024

Goonpacking

"Goonpacking" or other words "Deposit Maxing" is a term used for an individual who participates in a "Goonpack"

This is where one attatches a condom to their penis and leaves it there, depositing semen in it without taking it off the whole day, whether it be in public, or in general social settings. Most people take penile preformance inhancers like "Honey Packs" often used for this, to keep their penis erect to prevent the condom from falling off. The "pack" isn't taken off until the end of the day hence the action of "Goonpacking."

I just ended my goonpacking session today, it got messy but its all good.

by Jibbly Jibaroonie. January 2, 2025

goonacy

Gooning at a level that is so beyond others’ comprehension that it could be considered insane

Gooning + Lunacy

“Yo, bro, I was edging for hours last night.” - Marshall

“Dawg, that’s absolute goonacy.” - Mark

by Goonerdine January 10, 2025

Goontard

A person who is both a gooner and a retard.

Dude Isacc is such a goddamn goontard.

by Pro retard January 14, 2025

Goontastic

An expression used to show admiration for a 'gooner' and and action he has done.

- I edged through five whole spongebob seasons
- Goontastic!

by 2018 feeling January 23, 2025

Gonya

Your friend named anya who drank too much

She was herya and now she is gonya

by TheCg123 January 25, 2025

goonlaush

ya know that noodle stuff with the meat and red sauce and noodles? It’s called goulash. ya know what happens when ya goon in it? goonlaush. yum yum

“Hey babe. Guess what I made for dinner?”
“One sex honey. I’m gooning.”
“Get your bitch ass out here. I made goulash.”
*comes to the kitchen and goons in the goulash on accident. trickshot.*
“Oooo babe! You made goonlaush!!! yum yum for my tum tum!”
“what the fuck”

by mf legend no diddy February 3, 2025