Don’ gon’ getcha gotcha

*see retrieve*

Welcome to southern Louisiana, where we dont just retrieve, we don’ gon’ getcha gotcha.

by Zydeco2017 November 29, 2018

based on glitch

absolute nonsense. when person talking bout shit which can't be true in any type of reality

-ima get millionaire one day
-bruh that shit is based on glitch

by altu.wwz May 30, 2020

Dumb Bitch Glitch

The universal moment of pure innocent dumbassery that occasionally visits even the brightest of us.

“…and that’s why pineapple belongs on pizza.”
“…”
“Damn, I think that was just a dumb bitch glitch.”
“Definitely a dumb bitch glitch.”

by ILearnedThisFromExperience October 10, 2021

Art_from_glitch

One of the most amazing people I know and I would both die and live for them. One of my greatest friends. I love you :D

You art_from_glitch are my dearest friend <3

by Dizzysniff January 13, 2022

Counter-Gotcha

A gotcha that's only applicable when the other person's attempt to surprise has failed.

Person 1: I took your phone man. Gotcha
Person 2: I already sold your, counter-gotcha.

by Gotcha November 25, 2004

Gitch

Gitch /giCH/
noun
an alternative word for a Gothic Chick.

Yo, did you see Thomas last night at the party? He hooked up with a baddie last night, a real 9/10 Gitch.

by Doc.Dictionary May 5, 2020

getting gootched

When someone comes up behind you and either kicks or hits you in the balls from behind, squishing your rod and tackle against your gootch. Extremely painful, and nearly impossible to block or prepare for, unlike the roshambo. The only defense is extreamly baggy pants, or a cup.

John was lying the the ground for ten minutes after getting gootched.

by Anti November 12, 2004