goggles

Something you put on figuratively when you go to a place with very low quality women for an extended period of time. The goggles change the apparent attractiveness of the women based on a relative scale, sort of like a curve on a test. So if a 6 is the best around, she starts looking like a 10 and a 4 will start looking like a 7 or 8. A girl who at first appears tore up from the floor up will eventually improve to nothing to write home about as the goggles set in. It's an altered state of perception.

When Will first came to UC-Berkeley and saw all the nappy-dreaded hippie beast women the school had to offer, he thought he'd never find anything to beat up. But eventually, after the goggles finally took effect, he found himself bringing home a new swamp donkey every night and loving every minute of it.

by Nick D August 18, 2004

Albanian Goggles

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes with the penis resting on the forehead, usually by a person of albanian background.

Dennis: Yo come to my room i want to show you my rare albanian goggles.

Amanda: Okay..where are they?

Dennis: Get on your knees and close your eyes...i want to put them on you..

Amanda: hahaha ok....

Proceeds to put his balls on her face.

Dennis: (to his friends the next day) I gave her Albanian Goggles!

by DeHeme November 26, 2009

Godlessly

Term used by people who don't believe in god to replace godly.

Describes an amazing feat without invoking religion.

Also can be used to describe someone with god like prowess in a certain skill, except for non believers.

"That headshot was godly."

"Dude, wait, shouldn't you use godlessly because you're an atheist?

"Oh yeah..."

by The Bigot February 22, 2009

goggle-proof.

Used when a member of the opposite sex doesn't get any better looking with the consumpition of alcohol, ie beer-goggle proof.

Dude: "Man, that chick is so bland, she's goggle-proof."

by Lorenzo J T May 5, 2009

Gogee Whoppers

Haters and nay-sayers.

"You just mad cuz I caught you gogee whoppers off guard"

-Lil Pat

by Lilpatbeatz July 25, 2013

goggle hanger

Noun: Someone who hangs their ski goggles from their rear view mirror in their car so they can make sure the whole world knows they ski or ride. They think it looks cool, but in reality it makes them look like a giant DOUCHE.

Guy 1: "Dude, this fucking douchebag is riding my ass, I think I should break check him.."
Guy 2: "Lemme see.....Ohhh hahaha hes a fucking goggle hanger!! Dude this guy is fucking sick!! hahaha Yea definitely break check that faggot."
Guy 1: Hahaha fucking goggle hanger.

by DefinitelyDope November 27, 2013

goblet squat

The act of a woman squatting over a goblet or similar drinking vessel after sex and flexing vag to deposit liquids.

Shitson, my new missus love to goblet squat!
Yeah but does she goblet shot?

by Miss Filth December 3, 2013